FIFA International Soccer 26 Years Later

FIFA International Soccer 26 Years Later

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EA Sports, it’s in the game! :O FIFA 20? Nanananana PES 2020? Nanananana FIFA International Soccer? Hell yeah! This- this is already more realistic than the modern football games okay? Okay? I lost? I lost the game already? Pretty much… Wait, what? I lost, but I get to select, so did I win? I guess I did then, the ref is on drugs. And I have no idea what are the controls what the fuck am I doing? Steal the ball, uh Ok, ok, ok, so I just run I think No, give me the- give me that f*cking ball hehahaha! Ok, so circle on the PlayStation controler is pass I think? Actually it’s not working anymore for some reason. Hey, ref, that’s a red card! Ref, dude! Let’s try- REF, I SWEAR TO GOD! Panasonic th- what the f*ck? Am I shooting people with the sniper rifle? Come on Uh, these shots are weak. Dude, I swear- okay, I’m gonna kill this f*cking spain motherf*cker, but they all look the same, so it doesn’t matter. actually Woah, what a header! Amazing header. Congratulations. Defense, please… I swear to god this- ref, I swear- Run.. Give me the ball I have no idea what’s going on, good save I guess… Look at that camera, corner camera, that’s actually not too terrible. What the f*ck happened? Argh, good save now we go! What the f*ck? Okay, I’m gonna kill this f*cker, die bitch, with my sniper rifle I choose to kill you! Hey, ref, I swear to god this is- Are we playing ice hockey we just kill everyone This is… I don’t know. Is it possible to even score? Goalkeepers are too good. Look at this I swear this is FIFA corner, FIFA International corner game. Oh my god, can I pass it please? Oh my god… Okay, these keepers are unbeatable. Panasosic- XD Stop advertising your shit on my screen man! They actually have a lot of licenses I feel like or is that just Panasonic? Oh my god I hate this Can I just- I don’t want to pass to anyone I just wanna get the ball, I don’t know what’s the Oh my god, the dribbling What’s the sprint button? I feel like I’m playing online Like, I feel like I’m lagging dude. These guys are teleporting, let’s try to kick. Oh my god here? Come on, get the ball. Shoot! shoot Oh shoot Hey nice steal ARGH! What the f*ck? How did you not save that? Oh my god… Adidas, nice boots they actually have a lot of- Juan Lopez I don’t even know these players just f*ck off my screen. What is the crowd even saying? WARIWARI BLYAD! Gimme that. (PUKE GROSS) Oh I’m sorry. Sorry for what? So, where are you passing? Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. I don’t know how to sprint… It would be- Ref… Ref, I swear to god- End of half Very interesting half oh my god amazing. Okay, I’m just gonna resume the game. We get other side, so we now. Ay Oh my god this actually feels so, so weird on the other side right now I still don’t know how to pass properly like what is this? This is- Is this a pass or no? Wait… Oh for f*ck sake REF! Look at this shit, how many?- Tackles is that? What is going on?… Is that a pass or no I still can’t tell… Please steal the ball Okay, so that I don’t know anymore… I’m just- Like I said, I just need to get the ball and just run at them. Please, oh my god, what a save by the goalkeeper! Was that a pass? No, that’s the shoot I swear AAAA Am I gonna lose in this shithole? It’s actually really hard, so I feel like, I feel like you actually can’t learn to play the game, because this is just random bullshit This is not about the mechanics it’s about bullshit, pretty much. Cmon, PASS! WAAAAAA HOW? I just, I just won’t talk anymore. Mmm…. Panasonic, nobody cares about Panasonic, stop advertising. Pass I can’t man šŸ™ ???? Can’t I don’t know how to sprint, can I even sprint? šŸ™ What the f*ck is going on?… šŸ™ Wow, that was a good catch. This is- This experience is actually giving me cancer, I swear to god… Kick somewhere far just- Far. Wow, what a save goalkeeper, amazing. 10/10 Oh, okay, that wasn’t terrible I feel like, but The goalkeeper is on drugs. Oh, oh, oh, here? NO! What is going ON!? (cringe) Wait, is he gonna score? Okay, I was about to say… So I still don’t know how to sprint is it even possible? At this point does it- does it matter? I lost. F*ck you crowd Please just end the half I don’t want to suffer anymore. I don’t . I don’t want to suffer anymore, end my suffering. It would be nice to score though. Not gonna lie. Come on man, come on man. Come on, man! Spain wins hooray! Do we get some kind of animation? OH! Ballons! Hell YEAH! Look how happy they are Okay. I’m happy for you. You’re happy I’m happy. This was terrible experience, but I actually expected worse I’m not gonna lie, It wasn’t as bad as I- as bad as I thought it would be, so Let me sip on my monster first so Actually was fun If your’re new subscription appreciated and have a good day. Bye!

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