Ozzy Man Reviews: Soccer Players vs Refs

Ozzy Man Reviews: Soccer Players vs Refs

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Let’s see what’s happening over in the soccer. There’s a tackle, the referee says: “That was fucking dodgy mate!” He blew the whistle and now he has to run away because everyone wants him dead. Oh, he slaps one of the players. The player appeals for a free kick I don’t know who to – this is a stubborn ref. He’s giving everyone a red card even the audience, fucking go home now Just piss off! These guys decide to play a game of pinball with the referee He’s taking punches, and there’s a fucking fly kick in the end He says: “Bugger this, I thought umpiring amateur footy on the weekends would be fun They don’t even fucking pay me. Gee whiz.” He wanted to make new friends in the community Unfortunately, it’s just not going to happen, and there’s another red card. This player is like: “Fine. Fine. Fine. FUCK YOU MATE. He doubles down on his failed legsweep with a death glare. His friend is like: “Come on You’re overtired. You haven’t had lunch, stop being a dickhead, let’s go. I’ll take you back to your mother’s. You can play Nintendo. Hey, hey? Who likes Nintendo?” There’s some more arguing followed by another punch The player instantly puts on an Academy Award performance, and the referee is fucked! He’s gonna have to run away as fast as old mate Forrest Gump. He is flying, he is motoring along He’s like Bowser in Mario Kart. Once you get going he becomes the fastest character And none of the little wankers can catch him. There’s a referee with a fucking gun. Nothing to see here. He just brought his gun to the game. This old fella has seen some shit in his time. He knows how to run away Oh no, he’s tripped over! But in comes the army. Someone brought the fucking army to the game. Yeah, nah. There’s the red card, here comes the rage, and there’s the grass.This ref did not want to fall over. He’s like: “Oh come on now mate, that’s some fucking piss poor sportsmanship” Three, two, one Destination Fucked via a fly kick. Thankfully these fellers turn it into Hug a Referee Day

100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Soccer Players vs Refs”

  1. how such a boring game can inspire sooo much violence is quite mystifying.. my buddies 2yr old daughter chanting "boo soccer boo boo soccer" when he turned the game on during the world cup.. was the funniest thing I have ever seen /heard however..

  2. God this is why soccer is such a shit sport The players are bitches that fake injuries and the fans are retarded.

  3. 1:20 why is the ref running from these jerk-wagon kids? He could have turned and punched a few in the face and the rest would have lost their hunger for violence real quick.

  4. "and none of the little wankers can catch him" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ omg how tf is that ref. So fast !

  5. Yeah all referees needs guns preferably guns that kill and maybe instead of 1 referees maybe a whole platoon then maybe soccer would be more fun watch when all the fakers start dying and soccer players actually start playing soccer maybe just maybe America might care about the one channel that might have soccer once a every fall
    Soccer and baseball both boring as shit

  6. Give the Ref a few flare guns or pepper or bear spray….if the players attack him. He can just blast them all. You people take futbol way too seriously.

  7. I just have to admire how the ref's seem to have better legs and speed than the players they are refereeing. We need to have a team of Referees to play against these wankers.

  8. Ozzy Man could you make a review on this video
    https://youtu.be/rBfEh4aBt1g
    Keep up the good channel…
    You always make me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  9. From an American: Soccer players are all pussies & aren't to be taken seriously as athletes. They are to be taken as slapstick comedians who have stamina. That is all.

  10. bullshit soccer. no sportsmanship. I wonder how it became the most watched/played sports in the world. I like cricket even more after watching this.

  11. I love playing soccer (football) but what is up with these sorry excuse of adults being over-reactionary on the field? It ruins the sport if you ask me. Be honorable or stay home!

  12. never liked soccer, the athleticism that the players do have is too far tainted by everyone's bitchiness and those academy award falls. weak game with way to over payed players.

  13. That's why Football players, doesn't get that respect as compared to other sports, even in MMA fighters respect their opponents…
    They abuse, mock eachother, families but leave the ring with respect

  14. Footballers r nothing but just a bunch of delicate, weak pussies crying and bawling, giving their worst acting audition, just for a fucking penalty! Bunch of crying pussies!

  15. 1:31. Way to go ref. Some people are animals and a gun has this mysterious way of making people act civilized.

  16. Ah football, the game where grown โ€œmenโ€ need to carry on like big girls blouses to avoid it ending 0-0, again.

  17. Long ago we had Ronaldo. He had to stop playing due to a serious injury. He healed up and won Brazil's Penta.
    Nowadays we have Neymar…

  18. Soccer team doesn't seem that intimidating when all you need to do is breathe on their faces and they're all rolling on the ground in agony

  19. Here's a story about a famous so called SKIPPY THE Wanker Kangaroo

    ๐Ÿฆ˜SKIPPY is a little dobbing Aussie Wanker Roo that lives with the Hammond family in a national Park
    – OZ
    why? well everytime the show comes on There is good old skippy running off to Mr hammond's๐Ÿค  Office

    ๐Ÿจ (Hey๐Ÿ“ฃ< U fookin little Dobbing bastard Roo!) yells Krusty the Koala ๐Ÿจfrom a distant tree stoned

    Tap Tap tsk tsk Skippys secrete Lip sound tsk tsk tsssk ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ˜wot? whats that skip๐Ÿค ? then Proceeds to tell mr Hammond in Skippy Code tsk tsk tsk tsssk

    ๐Ÿฆ˜Skippy dobs on the so called bad guys > who R just Collecting Eucalyptus leaves to make some WINE & rub for the old friends back in the city But Oh no fookin Skippy ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿ˜ณthe little Nosey cnt has to dob on everyone who ventres into the Aussie National Park

    like who gives a Wankers toss about a few Gumtrees way out in middle Nowhere that's stinkin hot & dry

    OK thats the DARKSIDE story of skippy – IF i ever made a movie clip or Voice over about it

    HAA mite ask OZZY MAN to do it ? Aussie oi oi oi Haa bit of a lol guys – takes the boredom away

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